Finally. Fuck. I mean fin-fucking-ally I managed to blog after god alone knows how long! I do sound like a pro-ketpan.wordpress.com
Anyway, Ketan had sent an email several weeks ago about tagging me on his blog. For a moment I really thought he'd lost his marbles for doing that. I mean seriously. Why would someone tag me or mention my stupid blog to the world. I, for one, don't give a damn about my own bloody blog. I mean not that I hate it. I was on a roll at one point in time. I could bring myself to write some sensible stuff. But not now.
Ketan was one fellow who encouraged me to blog. Despite knowing the fact that my "work" was not meaningful or insightful to say the least. I guess he got some kick out of that! But unfortunately it didn't work very well on me. Having become a full time procrastinatist-Oh yeah baby! I just made that shit up, I found it nearly impossible to write on my stupid blog! All his sincere efforts to persuade me to blog didn't bear any fruit. Sorry about that Homie!
Anyway, here goes. Thanks a ton for tagging me and making me look like a fucking fool! Lol. Shit I am funny. Hope this goes down well with you and your readers. I seem to provoke random people very easily! Lol!
Seriously, I really admire Ketan for his passion for blogging! I'm pretty sure one day, perhaps RGV or KJo or Sanjay Leela Bansali will come up with a Hindi version of 'The social network' which will be based on Ketan's blog! Then we all will get a free ticket and popcorn to watch a fucked up Hindi movie! I'm sure it won't be very romantic with Ketan dry humping some ugly ass fucking size zero kapoor female! For all you know it might be a size zero laptop on which Ketan writes his blog! Lol. Do I say too much?
Now about the 15 honest things about myself..ummm..Let me see.
1) I hate liars. Both men and women. I just fucking hate liars.
I won't elaborate on each point because I don't think I need to justify everything. My way or no way! Hahaha
2) When I care for someone, I really do. I swear I do. I might become a little sexual about it but then its part of the game I guess! Sigh.
3) I went streaking in the middle of the night in England when the temperature outside was -2 degrees. Of course there was a Greek chick with me! And yes she streaked with me! And yes it felt good.
4) I have a weakness for curly haired women. So all you curlies babes, whatcha waitin' fo! :P
5) Ok fine I'll be honest, I also have a weakness for natural boobs-size doesn't matter, lovely lips, nice voice, nice waxed hands and legs, intelligence, black eyes, nice smile, oh yeah a hot ass too!
6) I love scale models of cars. Especially 1:18 models by AutoArt.
7) Shit I can't think of any more honest things.
8) Ummm..next!
9) Ummm...
10) Ok I swear I can't think of any more honest things. Sigh.
11) Oh and I love independent women. I have the greatest admiration and respect for women who work. Be it a Doctor, Engineer, Nurse etc.
Now I do not know any other bloggers to write about them or mention their blogs so I'll let this pass.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Why?
Dear Mister Top Cop,
I don't know where to start from. But let me try. I have recently revived my dead social life, thanks to some lovely friends. And these days, I've been regularly hanging out at lounges, discos, clubs, pubs and the likes. I hope you know what people do at these places. People, mostly youth, come there to enjoy the music and dance away like its nobody's business. Its good fun, Sir. Mark my words. You should try it too. You will love it. Along with your very beautiful wife. Perhaps, you might lose your pot belly and look fit and fine. But sadly, you don't have a social life. All thanks to your hard work in keeping crooks and rowdies off the street [no pun intended]. You are busy taking rude auto rickshaw drivers to task who charge a little too much all the time. Sadly, you are not successful in doing that either. But we appreciate your sincere effort in doing so. You are busy cracking down on piracy also. Instead of arresting the kingpin[s],you arrest poor fellows on the footpath who stack bundles of pirated DVDs of all types of movies and sell them for dirt cheap prices. I have never bought a movie from one of them, but I hear the quality of the print isn't great. So I'd recommend you to download movies and music via uTorrent. Its faster and better also. I've been doing that for years now and I have a very good collection. Anyway, I was just wondering, why don't think a bit differently. I mean, think like a modern human being. Why are you so insecure about us dancing all night long? Why do you want us to go home at 11:30PM sharp? Why not 11:25PM? Why don't you focus your energy on more important things, such as crime rate, illegal activities, atrocities on women in slum areas? Why not do something which will win our hearts? Why do you want us to stop dancing at 11:30PM? Do you know something sir, life starts at 11:30PM in most part of the world and usually doesn't end for the next 12 hours or so. Why are you so ancient in your outlook, sir? I remember watching an episode on a news channel and you spoke like a complete retard. When the journalist asked, what is wrong in shaking a leg, your reply made me throw up for the next 3 hours or so. You said, " Shake your leg while sitting at the dining table". I mean, are you sure you are not suffering from any mental disorder? Or do you know what shaking a leg means?
To be continued..
I don't know where to start from. But let me try. I have recently revived my dead social life, thanks to some lovely friends. And these days, I've been regularly hanging out at lounges, discos, clubs, pubs and the likes. I hope you know what people do at these places. People, mostly youth, come there to enjoy the music and dance away like its nobody's business. Its good fun, Sir. Mark my words. You should try it too. You will love it. Along with your very beautiful wife. Perhaps, you might lose your pot belly and look fit and fine. But sadly, you don't have a social life. All thanks to your hard work in keeping crooks and rowdies off the street [no pun intended]. You are busy taking rude auto rickshaw drivers to task who charge a little too much all the time. Sadly, you are not successful in doing that either. But we appreciate your sincere effort in doing so. You are busy cracking down on piracy also. Instead of arresting the kingpin[s],you arrest poor fellows on the footpath who stack bundles of pirated DVDs of all types of movies and sell them for dirt cheap prices. I have never bought a movie from one of them, but I hear the quality of the print isn't great. So I'd recommend you to download movies and music via uTorrent. Its faster and better also. I've been doing that for years now and I have a very good collection. Anyway, I was just wondering, why don't think a bit differently. I mean, think like a modern human being. Why are you so insecure about us dancing all night long? Why do you want us to go home at 11:30PM sharp? Why not 11:25PM? Why don't you focus your energy on more important things, such as crime rate, illegal activities, atrocities on women in slum areas? Why not do something which will win our hearts? Why do you want us to stop dancing at 11:30PM? Do you know something sir, life starts at 11:30PM in most part of the world and usually doesn't end for the next 12 hours or so. Why are you so ancient in your outlook, sir? I remember watching an episode on a news channel and you spoke like a complete retard. When the journalist asked, what is wrong in shaking a leg, your reply made me throw up for the next 3 hours or so. You said, " Shake your leg while sitting at the dining table". I mean, are you sure you are not suffering from any mental disorder? Or do you know what shaking a leg means?
To be continued..
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