Dear Mister Top Cop,
I don't know where to start from. But let me try. I have recently revived my dead social life, thanks to some lovely friends. And these days, I've been regularly hanging out at lounges, discos, clubs, pubs and the likes. I hope you know what people do at these places. People, mostly youth, come there to enjoy the music and dance away like its nobody's business. Its good fun, Sir. Mark my words. You should try it too. You will love it. Along with your very beautiful wife. Perhaps, you might lose your pot belly and look fit and fine. But sadly, you don't have a social life. All thanks to your hard work in keeping crooks and rowdies off the street [no pun intended]. You are busy taking rude auto rickshaw drivers to task who charge a little too much all the time. Sadly, you are not successful in doing that either. But we appreciate your sincere effort in doing so. You are busy cracking down on piracy also. Instead of arresting the kingpin[s],you arrest poor fellows on the footpath who stack bundles of pirated DVDs of all types of movies and sell them for dirt cheap prices. I have never bought a movie from one of them, but I hear the quality of the print isn't great. So I'd recommend you to download movies and music via uTorrent. Its faster and better also. I've been doing that for years now and I have a very good collection. Anyway, I was just wondering, why don't think a bit differently. I mean, think like a modern human being. Why are you so insecure about us dancing all night long? Why do you want us to go home at 11:30PM sharp? Why not 11:25PM? Why don't you focus your energy on more important things, such as crime rate, illegal activities, atrocities on women in slum areas? Why not do something which will win our hearts? Why do you want us to stop dancing at 11:30PM? Do you know something sir, life starts at 11:30PM in most part of the world and usually doesn't end for the next 12 hours or so. Why are you so ancient in your outlook, sir? I remember watching an episode on a news channel and you spoke like a complete retard. When the journalist asked, what is wrong in shaking a leg, your reply made me throw up for the next 3 hours or so. You said, " Shake your leg while sitting at the dining table". I mean, are you sure you are not suffering from any mental disorder? Or do you know what shaking a leg means?
To be continued..
